Monday, June 22, 2015

June 27


These past few weeks, young skunks have been testing their newfound potency, usually at some point during the hours before dawn and often somewhere next to the house. I’m told that such skunks have yet to develop the muscular control to use their weapon appropriately; rather they experience a measure of incontinence, so to speak, at the slightest provocation, be it real or imagined.

Now that the nights are warm, we prefer to sleep with the windows open and fans circulating to deliver relief from the contained heat of the day. There’s the dilemma; imagine sleeping blissfully, only to be awakened by the incoming smell of the potent spray from somewhere outside. Sometimes, it is possible to taste it, much in the manner of a passerby who wears far too much perfume or cologne.

Compounding matters is that skunks are largely corpunctular (a word I learned from a skunk enthusiast), which means they forage mostly at dawn and dusk – just at the time our dogs need to heed their own nature’s call.

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